Newsflash #22 -Edisi Star Wars-

Sad but true. When the opening credits filled the screen (Episode VII... blah blah) I was already grinding my teeth because the plot sounded idiotic. Then the huge star destroyer filled the screen.

The fun bit is that the star destroyer had some sort of antenna or whatever at the front and it looked liked the ship was showing the middle finger towards the viewers. 

I have to congratulate the film makers as that was pretty much how the film worked from that point forward. 

1) A droid has important information that must be delivered to the good guys (Episode IV, anyone?)

2) so the bad guys hunt for the droid on a desert planet (IV) 

3) Storm troopers raid a village, killing everyone (IV) 

4) A girl is captured by the bad guys and the good guys rush to the base to the rescue. (IV) 

5) The girl and the boy have a friend zone relationship through the film (Ep IV, Luke & Leia, wouldn't be surprised to learn that they are siblings in Episode IX) 

6) The stormtroopers, elite soldiers of the bad guys, still can't hit a barn door. On the other hand, the good guys always hit, even when they use a weapon for the first time in their life 

7) Supreme Leader Snoke = Emperor with a silly name 

8) The bad guys have a magnificent new weapon that can destroy planets (Ep IV) 

9) They use it to destroy a planet loyal to the rebels (IV) 

10) The weapon has shields that can be destroyed by going down on the planet and disabling the shield generator (VI) 

11) The epic villain wears a mask that distorts his voice (IV) and sadly, looks better with the mask on than without it.

12) The good guys can only destroy the weapon with an attack by X-Wings on the exact target (IV) 

13) The X-Wings have to fly in a tight trench in order to reach their target (IV)

The screen writers had absolutely no new ideas to show for their money. A bunch of monkeys could have written better dialogue. A 1st grader could have made a plot that had less holes in it. The special effects were pretty much of the same quality as in the first Star Wars movie that was released 1977. I'd expect something way better in 2015

Sorry guys, when I'm angry i tend to speak in english. Berlagak tak? 

Pergi mampus!

Yang kata star wars best, korang budak yang sama cakap transformer best. Shitty taste in movie. Nuff said.

And lastly!!! Mana epic music intro macam dart vader when the bad guys come?

Bye!

Newsflash #21

I can tell it’s real
That glow I feel
Not like it was before I know
You make happiness abound

You have brought me a true love
Like never before
And if you will just let me
I’ll spend my whole life with you

I am such a blessed man
To have you in my life
I have in life one desire
That desire is to make you my wife

Sorry la jiwang kali ni. Rindu melampau pulak dekat kekasih hati ni.

Bye!

Newsflash #20

Hey ho let's go!

Haha ini maciam mau setahun sekali aku post entry. Hahaha. Maklum lah sibuk bercinta. Nak kahwin lagi. Eh!? Malu!

Silent reader semua sihat? Best kan baca blog aku, walaupun rated 18+ for strong language korang tatap bacain ya? Biasa la tu biasa la tu.

Saja la nak cerita ni, tadi aku pergi pasar malam. Beli makan untuk aku dan family aku. Takda la bombastic sangat makanan aku tu. Bukanlah makanan hipster pun aku beli. Ala typical makanan pasar malam. Yong taufu, nasi ayam roti john. Gedebak gedebuk aku beli habis la almost rm40.


Eh? Kejap!!!! Rm40!??? Woi babi apa!? Mahal gila!!!! Aku terus selak wallet aku balik, mengucap panjang bak hang! Ya allah ya tuhanku nipis terus wallet aku. Babi apa woi!!! Dah la baru kerja, sekali belanja kat pasar malam sampai Rm40 tanpa disedari.

Cup chop chup!

Aku tak cerita lagi kan? Ha aku sebelum ni kena retrenched dengan company lama, so almost 3 bulan jugak la aku menganggur.

So back to my story regarding pasar malam, haaa wa cakap sama lu. Mahal babi woi! Aku bukan duduk KL pun. Hulu selangor oka? Hulu!! Alahai sedih gila weh jadi rakyat Malaysia sekarang ni, kerajaan macam pundek.


Yes memang entry aku sebelum ni aku ada cakap aku tak sokong mana2 political party. Aku cuma sokong whoever can bring benefit to the rakyat ha yang tu je aku sokong. Tak kisah la pas ke pkr ke bn ke. So sekarang ni sokong kerajaan nampak sangat macam orang bodoh. Menyusahkan rakyat nombor 1. Haa dari cerita pasar malam terus cerita kerjaan lak tak pasal pasal.

Nampak tak dia punya marah tu? Haha. Yes aku tak nafikan rezeki itu pemberian Allah swt. Tapi kalau kerajaan menindas rakyat macam ni takkan kita nak diam dan berserah? Berserah is one thing, takkan takda usaha nak ubah langsung? Haaa gitu la gamaknya.

Cerita dia sekarang ni ialah,


Jadi rakyat Malaysia itu adalah kesian


Assalamualaikum, harapnya penyokong tegar kerajaan yang takda hati perut dan bersifat kuku besi ni mati kena langgar dengan basikal secara berjemaah.

Bye!